disclaimer: I am not a brat. I am sir’s little darling. Implied goodness.
I like Disney Land but SOME peoples don’t. I think they like a different kind a land. A sassy place where you wear sassy pants and drink sassy tea. Their sassy level might get them a fastpass for the get your face slapped ride, a DP boat, and other fun stuff.
The important thing to remember is they are adorable even while cloaked in sassy attire. They know how to work this sassy thang. Mrs. Sassy says, “Sassy only works if Daddies are in the right mood. Otherwise it’s called bratty and you get spanks.”
There are beautiful princesses in SassyLand. You can go and get all dressed up and the Sassy Daffodil Princess and her fairies will give you tips on Sassy. “Sassy has sly eyes, and anime eyes, and pouty faces…sprinkle in giggles”. I like the leg kick myself.
Now notice that if you remove the S from sassyland you get Assy Land. @ssyLand to be proper. This is also where some peoples likes to go. (coughing a name under breathe) Lots of Ass words are used and dreamed up here. This is home to the infamous Ass hat. Like Walt’s dream engineers the sassy girls are very creative. Interesting how the Sassy folk added douche canoe, dick monkey, and twat waffle. Proper attire for Assy Land now includes grumpy pants.
Now some Good Girls use the McAssHat to soften it up. You don’t get the super sizing effect of the sassy with the McGood Girl technique.
Some Sassy girls get teased by McDaddies. Some crafty Sassy Girls are relentless and wicked smart. Some sassy littles are sassabulous. sittles.
….a little fairy told me about Sparkle Land and Glitter World, and Pet Paradise- all places I will have to research. Wilbear is working on those.