“Easy to open”. “Tear here.” NOT TRUE. In fact this afternoon i did a scientific study to show that I am indeed smarter than a package of meat.
It started innocently: the good girl who was making a simple sandwich for lunch. Yes; eating lunch as all good girls should do.
I gather all ingredients and laid them out on the counter. First the smoked chicken lunch slices. A resealable bag. Nice. I like those. The label in bold read, “Tear here; easy to open”. I am not intimidated and follow instructions. I am unsuccessful at my first attempt. Resealable bags are now reclassed as unfriendly. Manipulation is needed.
I first coax the bag telling it I was getting out the scissors. Having wrestled these bags before I was careful not to cut off the entire resealable portion. I have destroyed them before. Who hasn’t. right?
The science started when I decided to test if the ones that did NOT say easy to open were actually easier to open. I was successful at opening both the packages that did NOT say Easy to Open. AHA.
The bag that said Easy to Open never got opened. That is right I never had the chicken. I settled for the salami.
Has anyone else already made this discovery?
Outwit, Outplay, Outlast- I did that so I AM smarter than a package of lunch meat. Besides Aphid Dave will get that damn package open anyway.