Giant Sock monkey (GSM) is secured in my car, I, myself, and stewart little enter the DMV and take a number.
If a stupid girl rear ends your shiny car you have to fill out a report OR you receive a threatening letter about suspension. Fast forward to me sitting at the DMV all by myself, BIG ADULT MODE, filling out an accident report. Question – what was i intending to do at the time of the accident.
- GO STRAIGHT AHEAD check (that is what I intended to do)
- REMAIN STOPPED IN TRAFFIC check ( technically I also intended to do that)
Aha OKAY- this is a trick accident report.
The section about airbags and injuries was also sneaky. My injured brain was hurting by the time I got to the creative drawing section. As any adult would do I put my hands to my cheeks, made a long sigh, and decided that Daddy (Husband) needed to do that part. He did.
We took the form back and the DMV person had a few questions: How many people in the car? just me. She did not understand why I had coded air bag deployed for all the passenger seat positions. ” OMG, I thought those were air bag positions”, I replied as I explained it to her. We all giggled right? Also she asked if I was deceased as in dead. I told her NO. I thought it was an odd question.
She pointed out that I had entered the injury code indicating the driver as deceased. I though it said Decreased without my glasses. The other options of incapacitated, unconscious, or no injury didn’t’ fit so I choose “decreased”. I didn’t know exactly what was decreased but something was.
She informed me I had just made her day.